Feng Shui for Beardies
by Linda Aronson DVM
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I gave a friend a book for
Christmas called Feng Shui for Dogs. For those, like my friend, who have
been living in a world of their own for the past couple of years, Feng
Shui (pronounced ‘ung-shway) is Chinese for wind and water. More
specifically it refers to arranging the environment to be in harmony with
the forces of Nature and the Universe so that they work for you. It has
also been referred to as the "Art of Placement". Now the book
was actually full of cartoons, but in this column I would like to address
something very important, which is the art of placement of the beardie
puppy, so that he and his owners will be able to develop a good, sound
bond and live in harmony and happiness for the time that they are given to
be together - so Feng Shui for Beardies.
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| First most of us recognize that much though
we love and enjoy our Beardies they are definitely not the right dogs for
everyone. While there will always be exceptions to any generality,
Beardies tend to be rambunctious, noisy, mud and water trackers. They are
also opinionated, too clever for their own good (or ours) and some at
least are escape artists of a class that would put Houdini to shame. So if
you meet anyone looking for a Beardie who is house-proud; noise-sensitive;
frail or lacking in a warped sense of humor, you would doubtless be doing
them a favor is you direct them to another breed of dog – in some cases
a stuffed critter might best meet their needs. Beardies tend to be of
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handed disciplinarians should also leave the field. Anyone looking for a
push button obedience dog? - let’s just say this is not the breed for
you (if we can croak the words out amidst out titters of laughter.) To me
the right sense of humor – consider it somewhere between whimsical and
warped - is far more important in any would-be Beardie owner than whether
or not they possess a fenced in yard. If you would own a Beardie (or be
owned by one) you must be prepared to share.
Whatever you have is their’s. Whatever they have is
also their’s. However, most Beardies are accommodating and will share
with you most of the time. On the Beardie list we also hear a lot about
the counter surfing Beardie. There is a cure that you will learn
eventually, especially if sharing is not your thing. Put things away,
preferably behind trebly locked doors if they are not for canine
consumption or playtime. Beardies have an almost inexhaustible ability to
amaze us with their ingenuity. Certain individuals can open virtually any
door (including crate doors) out there. Some I have heard can pick locks
although to date mine have never shared this ability with me – maybe
because I keep my credit cards on my person at all times. If you are
fortunate some Beardies have the courtesy to shut the doors after them
too. Ghost as a puppy showed that he was far more talented than most human
adults and could open any bottle of medicine equipped with a child safety
lid, without resorting to using his teeth. Fortunately he was not inclined
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In fact they have been known to consume a
vast number of things which probably shouldn’t be mentioned (especially
in a family newsletter) but if surgery for removing items of underwear,
toys, matches, turkey carcasses (sometimes with the whole Thanksgiving
bird attached) or other items doesn’t appeal; or pumping their stomach
or watching anxiously as they are treated for consuming drug or poison;
then keep it and the Beardie separated by at least two well-locked doors,
or never let the item out of your sight – don’t even blink. Some
Beardies have well-developed consciences. None of mine steal (much –
Ghost used to love leather and sheepskin, Ruffian paper). As far as I know
this is not readily apparent in the 7- or 8-week old puppy
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| tests. Escape may be another area
in which owners and Beardies fail to reach consensus. Many Beardies look
upon this as an intellectual exercise. They will pile up dog bones to
shimmy along the drainpipe and drop over the 10-foot high fence with
barbed wire across the top and an alarm hooked directly to the local
constabulary, and then ring the front door-bell to be get back in. Others
of a more exploring bent set out to conquer pastures new, and may never be
seen again because they often don’t do well in traffic etc. Again
conscience can be invoked with some Beardies. Xipe wouldn’t cross a
piece of string if you explained it was there to enclose her, otherwise
she saw no purpose in respecting any gate, fence or other barrier,
including dog crates. Conscience is something you learn about over time,
and does not appear to be inherited - as a dominant trait at least.
OK so maybe I have applied a little license here (anyone else see Best
in Show?) However, if you read the true story about the Beardie bitch in
England who terrorized the dominant male in the household by bursting - or
even threatening to burst - a balloon, in order to get him to leave her
his yummy meaty bone, you will recognize the truth behind these
statements. BeardieS ARE DEFINITELY AN ACQUIRED TASTE – AND NOT FOR
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I always cringe when I read one of those
books with titles like "The Perfect Puppy for You". If you’ve
looked at them you will see that Beardies are usually described as
"easy", good for first-time dog owners and wonderful with
children. It is true that some Beardies might be, but they are probably
not in the majority. Yes, they don’t fight over every little detail in
life like certain breeds, but a bored Beardie will find ways to keep his
paws busy and you can bet they are not ways that you will necessarily
approve of. Sensitivity (yanking by children, loud noisy households, being
stomped on by careless feet); trainability; obstinacy; tenacity;
independence; willfulness; escape artistry; interior redecoration;
landscaping; biddability; shyness/boldness are all traits that vary
considerably within the breed. So too do activity levels; need to bark;
herding instinct; excitability etc.
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| Having lived with and closely
observed the puppies for their first weeks of life the breeder should be
in a unique position to tell would-be owners (who have passed the general
entrance exam as "suitable Beardie owners") which puppy would
best suit their needs and lifestyle. If the breeder just tells you,
"Here they are, pick whatever you want;" be worried, be very
worried. It behooves the puppy buyer to be very clear what he is looking
for in a Beardie. It is extremely important to be absolutely truthful with
the breeder as to your family’s needs and lifestyle as well as being
up-front about why you want one of her puppies in the first place. Do not
fudge and claim vast experience with dogs if you shared house space with
lots growing up but Mom or Dad was responsible for their health, happiness
and well-being. An owner who is keen to learn is a god-send to a breeder,
who will be happy to answer even the most trivial or ridiculous question,
day, night or on Christmas, provided it enhances the welfare of one of her
"babies." Novice owners need to have the laid-back easy going
puppy that is willing to forgive and forget minor transgressions in the
gross scheme of family harmony and fun. They do not need those individuals
who will push buttons, question everything and then go and do it their way
anyway. All Beardies will push limits; all will get out of hand once in a
while. This is to be expected, and builds character in their owners.
(Should you fail to take the upper hand these Beardies will still be
sufficiently amenable to give you a semblance of respect.) If you have not
already established yourself in the role of fearless leader in your own
mind, having a pushy Beardie who knows she is the boss will only confirm
you as her life-long slave. It isn’t a pretty sight. Remember the
Weimeraner in Best in Show?
A word about temperament tests; there are a number of
variations on this theme, but in general they are conducted at about
7-weeks of age and attempt to score the puppy on such traits as fear;
dominance; intelligence; obedience potential/trainability; activity level
etc. However, they represent the puppy at only one moment in time. Maybe
he has a very full tummy and is very sleepy, maybe he just had a long romp
with his brothers and sisters or maybe he’s been stuck in a boring crate
all morning just waiting to be let out to get into mischief. The breeder
has observed the puppies 24 and 7, she knows which are the ones that are
dominant and which are laid-back, she knows which will blossom in a
quieter home and which will thrive on noise and chaos. Puppy temperament
tests have not held up terribly well as predictors of future temperament
in the adolescent or adult dog. Breeder observations are generally more
reliable, the more puppies the breeder has seen the better equipped she
will be to make predictions, however, no one is completely infallible, nor
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Puppy temperament tests do not take into
consideration the conditions under which the puppy has been raised, and
temperament is a composite of heredity and environment. Certainly as with
small children the more stimulating the milieu in which a puppy has been
raised the more curiosity, stability, intelligence and lack of fear he
will show. Having lived with a pack of puppies he will have learned to
inhibit his bites because they can hurt, and if you bite too hard you’re
left to play by yourself. Mom will have taught him |
| a lot about correct dog etiquette
too, when and how to show submission, how to greet other dogs, how to
deflect aggression. Early separation from his litter-mates and mother
leads to puppies that don’t quite know how to be dogs, they may not
settle in well if introduced into families with other resident canines or
adapt if further dogs join the family later. Equally important the puppies
need to learn to cope with normal family life. If the breeder has no
resident children she needs to import some on a regular basis. Puppies
learn about vacuum cleaners; lawn mowers; kitchen appliances; yelling,
running kids; watching out for human feet; mine versus yours; TV; stereos;
and telephones. They learn that human hands hold love and good touching,
but firmness. That it is never OK to nip a human hand, that even when you
don’t like what is being done to your body – whether it’s grooming,
nail cutting, hair dryers or baths – you learn to tolerate it. It’s an
added bonus if puppy has also learned about crates and going outside to
potty, but breeders have lives too, so don’t expect miracles. Look for
puppies raised in the midst of family life, with lots of toys, maybe a few
jungle gym-like toys (tunnels, boxes, paper sacks, ramps, ropes and tires)
in their pen. Overlook the dust bunnies under the furniture and the
slightly demented look in the eyes of the breeder; she’s not gotten much
sleep since these bundles of joy arrived. Try to arrive with a complete
indifference to such inconsequential details as the colour or sex of
"your" puppy. Having gotten to know the potential owners as well
as the puppies over the preceding weeks the breeder should be able to
narrow down the puppy or puppies that will do best with that family. If
you respect your breeder - and if you don’t you should look elsewhere
for a puppy, this will be a member of your family for the next 12 or more
years and you need to get it right the first time – do not try and
change her mind (although you can ask her reasons). If you do have a
choice of two or three puppies then ask her what she feels are their
potential strengths and weaknesses, particularly with regard to becoming a
member of your family. Sometimes temperaments can be pretty uniform in a
litter, but rarely is this the case with Beardie litters.
Show puppies – words to strike fear and dread into the hearts of the
masses. I do not want to get into a debate about the attributes that make
a good show dog, although I would point out: 1. That a dog has to want to
show (have the right temperament) as well as have the right conformation;
and 2. It is very rare that a litter has more than one or two "show
quality puppies". Clearly, many more dogs can be shown and can even
finish, but whether they should be shown or -even more importantly - bred
is dubious at best. This does not mean that the "pet quality"
puppies are inferior; often it means that they make much better pets. The
dog with the right temperament to show needs to be very self-confident and
feel the world should bow at his feet. This can be a very difficult
mind-set to live with. So don’t say you want to show if you aren’t
sure. If you think it might be fun to try, ask the breeder to tell you her
expectations for a show home. Find out what it costs to show to a
championship, to special a dog; and learn all you can about the politics
and dirty tricks that may make showing a misery for you. Even if the
breeder offers to show the dog for you, you will be expected to keep up
with the grooming, make him available for show weekends, and pay the
entries and maybe other expenses. Find out about other activities that you
might enjoy with your Beardie – agility, herding, tracking, obedience,
flyball, Frisbee and therapy work. If these appeal to you, again tell the
breeder so she can find you a puppy that’ll share your enthusiasm for
these pursuits.
Breeders can’t always predict the outcome of their placements. Even
when owners are completely honest and up-front things may change
unexpectedly – family death, loss of work, divorce, an allergic child.
Many breeders finally give up their breeding program. Sadly these are
often the most conscientious ones. They have become disillusioned by
duplicity and let down by false promises. Although it is impossible to
detect every liar and con artist, the more time the breeder can spend on
the phone or better yet in the company of the potential buyer the better
she will be able to catch the inconsistencies and doubts. Fortunately
relatively few potential buyers are out to con the breeder. Most people
want to have a happy well-adjusted puppy to complete their family. It is
up to us as breeders to give them the time and information they need to
make this happen. Even if we convince them that maybe this isn’t the
right time for them to add a new member to their family, we have saved the
possible disruption of a young dog’s life. The more time and effort we
put into making our potential puppy buyers our friends and allies in
giving our puppies the optimal environment in which they can flourish and
reach their full-potential the better. They will be more likely to call us
up if there is a problem, even if the puppy is now 13- or 16-years old and
the problems are sad, we should be there to share in death as well as to
rejoice in life.
We cannot guarantee that every Beardie will live out his or her entire
life in a wonderful home. There will always be a need for Beardie Rescue
and the Beardie Connection, but with a little Beardie Feng-Shui (and it’s
not too late to employ these same rules when placing the rescue or
re-homed, in fact it may be even more important); if we as breeders are
totally honest about the strengths and weaknesses - both mental and
physical - of our puppies; and we as buyers are totally honest about our
needs, aspirations, strengths and deficiencies as owners – there will be
fewer sad stories and many more Beardies and owners living in harmony (at
least most of the time!)
Copyright © 2000 [ Linda Aronson DVM]. All rights
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